i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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