You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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