That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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