Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
this hospital has no fireball
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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