i just made my gag reflex go away.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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