i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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