So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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