He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
