Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
