White coat. Heels.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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