I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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