hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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