So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Terrible idea I love it
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
