omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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