shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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