Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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