Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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