Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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