i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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