That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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