You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Houston, we have a blender
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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