The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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