We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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