Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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