i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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