JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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