isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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