hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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