we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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