ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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