is your mom at the bar?
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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