So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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