Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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