i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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