I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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