Are we in a gay sports bar?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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