I wish i was in the wii world.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I made him laugh his dick is mine
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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