Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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