dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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