They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is it because I queefed?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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