Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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