Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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