I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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