Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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