but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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