i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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