a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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