i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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