He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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