my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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