So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
