Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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