No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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