community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
pop tarts are not kleenex
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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