Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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