its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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