the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I need to align my fucking chakras
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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