I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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