i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Are we still banned from the library?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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