god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
